Do yourself a favor, go to Real Live Preacher and read the series of posts about the raccoon. It's hilarious.
I'll make it easy for you:
Part 1: In which we are introduced to the raccoon
Part 2: In which the raccoon gains the upper hand/paw
Part 3: In which RLP calls for outside assistance
Part 4: An air of resignation
Part 5: In which RLP invokes a new and hideous weapon
Part 6: In which fox urine is avoided, and RLP emerges victorious
Posted by hboswell at April 4, 2004 09:00 PM | TrackBackI don't know what kind of den material a coon uses, but I hope he got it removed, cause if not, the first time he lights a fire in that fireplace his house is gonna go up like a Roman candle.
Posted by: scott at April 5, 2004 02:16 PM